stilljustandrew | (no subject)

(no subject)

Blackness.

Two minds, hovering in the blackness; they believe themselves to still have a shape, and so they do.

Names, Andrew's thinking; and more knows Tom Fool than Tom Fool knows. And wasn't it John Constantine that the Fool resembled, when Tim Hunter visited here in the flesh?

Here at the end of time, though, here from the long way around ... this must be every Fool. And, by extension, every Magician.

Tim, if you're in there at all ...

The Fool stands on one foot, kicking the other up as high as he can behind, until the toe of his shoe brushes his trailing hair. "Is this not the finest of games? Come then, your next riddle."

Ava decides not to answer that one, since it seems like a recipe for diplomatic breakdown.

"Okay," she says.

Likewise, she avoids brandishing the riddle like a weapon.

(But maybe not by that much.)

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

This time, with an effort, Andrew does not turn his head to stare at her; he keeps his gaze on the Fool, and muffles a most terrible smile.

He has to know this one, but --

The Fool beams, and holds up one finger to declaim an answer.

And pauses, finger still held aloft, mouth slightly open.

Ava smiles faintly.

Take your time, buddy.

She's prrrrretty sure he's not the kind of guy to come up with her answer. Maybe she's wrong!

"Why," he says, although not with any great confidence, "for that they both have quills dipt in ink, mistress."

"... That's pretty good," Ava admits.

"But not what I was thinking of."

"Which means we win," says Andrew. Serenely.

"Indeed it does not," the Fool says, indignantly.

"You didn't give the right answer," Andrew says. "She asked a riddle that you failed to answer correctly. Those were the terms."

"I can tell you the answer," Ava says, generous.

"It's a variation."

The Fool eyes her narrowly --

and then breaks out into laughter. "Well played, mistress! Yes, tell me the answer, and I shall be your guide."

"You got it."

Ava smiles.

"It's because both of them are really quiet after you hack them apart with an axe."

Yeah, Andrew's just going to stand here and work mightily to keep a straight face.

(On the inside, though, he's grinning like a --

well.)

"Sooo," she says, hopeful.

"Guiding?"

"Indeed," says the Fool, and gives her a deep, sweeping bow, until the feather on his hat brushes the floor.

"Follow me, dear friends! Forward the Fools!"

And he heads toward one of the yawning corridors branching out from the throne room.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only